Ivan
1 min readSep 27, 2022

Fallacies of Relevance

Oh, hi! Look at you, such nice people, how come you are not vegetarians? Do you like to be murderers and kill innocent animals for your nasty hamburgers?

Don’t listen to him, what he says is baloney, what does he know about healthy food? I saw him smoke behind the corner, healthy lifestyle is definitely not the thing he can talk about.

I saw a woman fall on the street, it was so slippery outside. The conclusion is obvious: I will not go outside next week at all.

(The Boss):

  • You’re such a good specialist, I would hate if you lost the job for refusing to work extra hours for free.

If you want to become famous and rich like Lady Gaga and Madonna, buy this hair gel! Our product is used by celebrities, you are not going to be a star without it.

Fruit have lots of sugar, if you overeat fruit, it’s going to make you obese. Let’s ban fruit and eat only cereals.

Mom, it’s unfair, why are you telling me that it’s bad to drink beer and hang out with my friends at night? When you go to the theater, it is usually late; and you always drink on holidays.

Ivan

Hi, my name is Ivan. I’m the 1st year student of Dobrolubov State Linguistics University in Nizhny Novgorod.